Do You Wanna Be Like Dougy Bell - Toy Dolls

Ran over by a bus up the high street

Dougy only feels a tickle in his feet

The driver shouts Oi!

are you alright

But Dougy’s on his way

Dougy then has a little mishap

When a geezer comes along and gives him a slap,

Dougy said it’s wise that you apologize

Or else you’ll face D D D Dougy

Beware, beware, beware, beware,

Never never mess with Dougy Bell

Beware beware beware beware

Never never mess with him

D you, d you, d you, do you wanna be like Dougy

Or d you, d you, d you, d you wanna be like me I wanna wanna wanna be like Dougy.

Dougy’s getting sick of burglaries

He’s changed all the locks

And he’s bought new keys

He’s gonna get the robber no matter what it takes

He’s gonna die

Dougy sits waiting with a hammer on his bed

Some dirty rougues gonna get a sore head

Fifteen vilains or maybe even more

Ran when they saw D D D Dougy

Dougy’s in the back room playing pool

He’s lost five quid but he keeps his cool

Dougy is a winner he’ll not be beat

So the game goes on.

Half an hour later when the poolroom’s in a wreck

The opposition tries to stick something down his neck,

He began the cry cause he was gonna die

Cause he fooled with D D D Dougy