My Baby Is A Battleaxe - Toy Dolls

I gets me a night cap

She says gee, I feel crap

I shouts Oi!

whats up?

Ya stink, I think yer drinkin too much

She’s gone, Yippee!

I turn on, the TV

But there’s a snag, coz she’s a bag,

she’s back to nag &torment me Iddlely aye ay, iddley aye oh…

she makes me cringe, she makes me scream,

Iddeley aye oh, iddley aye ay.

how comes my missus is so mean

SHE’S OBSCENE.

SHE’S OBSCENE

She says get, yer hair cut

she wont let me have a hairy nut

complains, about nowt

No brains, insane shes a strain a pain

I could do without.

WITHOUT

SHE’S A BA…

Distressed, I feel blue

You’ve guessed

it’s all down to all down to you

My baby is a battleaxe

and now there’s nuthin’I can do…