Mylar - Transceiver

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Rat-a-tat-tat-a-tat like the Telltale Heart.

Rat-a-tat go the wheels of my shopping cart.

Siphoning the snack foods out of the convenience mart,

like a mylar balloon.

Mylar?

Mylar.

Uh.

I’m going to be so big it’s going to be a scandal.

I’m going to be as big as Marlon Brando.

If you want to touch me now, grab my love-handles.

Pinch an inch, or pinch a foot now.

Come on!

Come on!

Mylar balloon, mi estomago, my paunch.

My big bread basket, my beluga, my husk.

Guilt filled it, my gullet.

Guilt crammed it, my craw.

Guilt of misusing Ally Sheedy.

Let my pants soak you

in a twist of fate.

Watch my nips and navel

in a tête-à-tête.

Now, I’m going to be so big it’s going to be a scandal.

I’m going to be as big as Marlon Brando.

Never going to be no puny Tony Randal, or Evan Dando,

Ron Santo, pinch an inch or pinch a foot now.

Come on!

Come on!

Me gusta.

Mylar balloon, mi estomago, my paunch.

My big bread basket, my beluga, my husk.

Guilt filled it, my gullet.

Guilt crammed it, my craw.

Guilt of misusing Ally Sheedy.

Oh-ho.

Oh-ho.