Stationary Robbery - USS (Ubiquitous Synergy Seeker)

Stationary robbery

I stole your pen, so you can’t even write again

Stationary robbery

I stole your pen, so you can’t even write again

Stationary robbery

I stole your pen, so you can’t even write again

Stationary robbery

I stole your pen, so you can’t even write again

Stationary robbery

I stole your pen…

I took your HB, 2B and your sharpie

Your protractor set, laptop and PC

Now you can’t write, nor can you type

Let’s just say your office supplies are really tight

You can walk and talk, but you can’t use chalk

I’ve even got your blackboard on my jock

I cock back your stapler with my hole punch caper

The Grand android;

Toy bandit cause I’m their paper clip taker

Stationary robbery

I stole your pen, so you can’t even write again

Stationary robbery

I stole your pen, so you can’t even write again

Finders keepers

Three ring binder weepers

Death to your desk, I’m the cubicle reaper

No ethernet, no internet, no email, no

Actually I saw your modem in an old box at my yard sale

Frustration

You lack a power point presentation

No pointer, no laser, just a pencil with a wore down eraser

I own your paper, stapler and your hole punch

And while I robbed your office

I even stole lunch

Stationary robbery

I stole your pen, so you can’t even write again

Stationary robbery

I stole your pen, so you can’t even write again

Stationary robbery

I stole your pen, so you can’t even write again

Stationary robbery

I stole your pen, so you can’t even write again

Stationary robbery

I stole your pen, so you can’t even write again

Stationary robbery

I stole your pen, so you can’t even write again

Stationary robbery

I stole your pen, so you can’t even write again