Where Have All The Staplers Gone? - VeggieTales

Larry: We don’t have much time before the big meeting.

Petunia: No. No, we don’t.

Larry: Have you seen the scissors, miss?

Petunia: They’re in the bottom drawer

Larry: I tried that drawer but they’re there no more

Petunia: That’s odd

Larry: I know I thought for sure

Petunia: Have you seen the masking tape?

Larry: It’s right next to the phone

Petunia: That’s what I thought but now’s it not

I guess I should have known

Together: Ohhhh… Where have all the staplers gone?

What happened to our paper clips?

Petunia: The ballpoint pens are gone again

Larry: They’re gone again

Together: The stick-it pads have lost their stick

Do you remember when…

Larry: The rubber bands were in their place?

Petunia: They’re in the middle drawer

Rubber Bands: Middle drawer, middle drawer

Larry: Light bulbs easy to replace

Petunia: Yes!

Larry: There were always more

Petunia: Reams of paper raining down

Paper: Raining, raining down

Together: Legal pads a plenty

Legal Pads: We’re legal

Petunia: Highlighters in every hue

Larry: I remember!

Together: Never less than twenty

Ohhhh… Where have all the staplers gone?

What happened to our paper clips?

Larry: The ballpoint pens are gone again

Petunia: They’re gone again

Together: We’ve run out of packing slips

Petunia: Someday my prints will come

Larry: Please replace the toner

Petunia: Someday we’ll find more of Larry: Our manila folders

Petunia: Someday my prints will come

Larry: Where’s the printer cable?

Petunia: Someday we’ll find more of Together: Adhesive shipping labels

Ohhhh… Where have all the staplers gone?

What happened to our paper clips?

Paper Clips/Staplers: Paper clips

Larry: The ballpoints are gone again

Petunia: They’re gone again

Together: The Sharpies all have flattened tips

Where have all the staplers gone?

Narrator: This has been Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry.

Tune in for act

two: Revenge of the Staplers.