Thug Whilin' - Violent J

Me and my scarecrow homie headed down the trail

A wicked clown impaled somebody bound to fail

They tried to hoe us and throw us a curve

Man I don’t know

It’s more curves in this road than up in Anna Nicole’s fat ass

Walkin down the road, we played kick the can

And we thuggin', juggalug, buggin' on bammer

God damn it strange planet, can’t stand it

Tryin to find the wizard in this candyland

It’s lunatic stompin' in my Air Force Ones

But they scuffed on, hit em' with the blue and green mud

At least you got something on em'

Try using hay

I’m losing my shit

I’m getting shorter along the way

Shit put on one of mine, you can hop that ass

Nobody fucking move I want your money and cash

Don’t even fuckin' turn around, don’t look back smiling

Damn it, even in Oz they thug whilin'

You ain’t safe

Ain’t no one safe

You’ve fallen victim to thug whilin'

Even in your sleep and in your nightmares

You ain’t safe

Ain’t no one safe

You’ve fallen victim to thug whilin'

Killers on the creep is what your life is

I’m made out of metal and aluminum foil

They call me Tin Tizzy

I drink 40s of motor oil

Which one a y’all holdin'

You got weed

And all the folks around here smoke stems and seeds

And I need a little bit of that shit you got

Keep lookin forward or one a y’all are gettin shot

This is my part of the brick road

I’m painted chrome

If ya step in my zone then your shit is gettin stole

You say

We ain’t safe

Ain’t no one safe

We’ve fallen victim to thug whilin'

Even in our sleep and in our nightmares

We ain’t safe

Ain’t no one safe

We’ve fallen vicitim to thug whilin'

Killers on the creep is what our life is

«Yo, scarecrow»

«What up, dawg»

«This is bullshit, I ain’t even seen his ass»

«You better pull quick, cuz I ain’t got shit out here as it is»

«So leave us the fuck alone and go rob the wiz»

Yeah, he gots a Mercedes stretch Hummer navi-bus

All we got is this bammer and you fuckin with us

I turned around

What the fuck you ain’t even got a gun

I know, you think maybe the wizard got one

Man, I can’t even believe this shit crow

A tin man at that with no strap

What you know about heavy metal fool

A big gun

I was just warming for when I really do get one

Take me with you to the wizard of all

So I can get mine too

I’m tryin to ride with y’all

What you think scarecrow

We got the same paint on so that’s cool

But we all should remember the rule

We ain’t safe

Ain’t no one safe

We fallen victim to thug whilin

Even in our sleep and in our nightmares

We ain’t safe

Ain’t no one safe

We’ve fallen victim to thug whilin'

Killers on the creep is what our life is