The Shocker - Warner Drive, Chris Koushayan, Peter Crowner

Peter met a girl one night

And what she didn’t know

Was he had planned to hit her

With a shock from head to toe

His first and middle fingers slid way up deep inside

He pinkey roamed

And when she moaned

Boy was she surprised

Chris' technique differs

He likes to use his thumb

To really get you going

With his pinkey in your bum

In and out

As you scream and shout

I’ll give you something that you can shout about

Baby

Oh, no

She screams

This is movin' too fast

I’ll stick my pinkey in your ass

As I tell you

Everyone I meet

Gets the shocker

I’ll sweep you off your feet

With the shocker

Oh, my

Bitches think it’s neat

When I reach around and shock 'em

Feelin' like a freak

Makes 'em cry

Now Matt

He’s really caring

He’s sensitive and sweet

But don’t let sweetness fool you

He can shock you with his feet

In and out

As you scream and shout

I’ll give you somethin'

That you can shout about

Baby

Oh, no

She says

This is movin' too fast

I’ll stick my pinkey in your ass

Whoa

Johnny had a girlfriend

She said

Johnny you’re the man

But she just wasn’t ready yet for Johnny' master plan

In and out

As you scream and shout

I’ll give you somethin'

That you can shout about

Baby

Oh, no

She says

This is movin' too fast

I’ll stick my pinkey in your ass

As I tell you

Everyone I meet

Thinks I’m sweet

Until I shock 'em

I’ll sweep your off your feet

With the shocker

Oh, my

Bitches think it’s neat

When I reach around and shock 'em

Feelin' like a freak

Makes 'em cry