Out Come The Freaks - Was (Not Was)

Little Rita and her sister Bette

Met some mook who drove a purple Chevy

He took them for a ride one summer night

Told the girls he was a big producer

Truth be told, he was a cheap seducer

They drove up to the hills to see the lights, yeah right

Two days later they were reading him his rights

Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks y’all

Out come the freaks

Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks, y’all yeah

Tara Venus was a rent-a-stripper

You can feast your eyes but you couldn’t grip her

She went nowhere without Jack the Human Knife

He’d slice you silly if you got too friendly

If you value living better treat her gently

Once she does her sexy cha-cha, let her go

She will tempt you, but it’s just part of the show

Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks

Out come the freaks y’all yeah

Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks, y’all yeah

Bobby Maggot was a big attorney

Through the courtroom down to hell he journeyed

Bald headed piece of garbage that he was

He’ll defend you if your money’s honest

Says he’ll do his best but that’s no promise

Off he goes in his Corvette to get a tan

Oh Lord, I ask You what kind of beast is man?

Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks

Out come the freaks, out come the freaks y’all

Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks

Out come the freaks, oh yeah

Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks

Woodwork squeaks and out comes Trotsky

Out comes Trotsky, yeah oh

Woodwork squeaks and out comes Coltrane

Coltrane, Coltrane, out comes Coltrane

Woodwork squeaks and out comes Che Guevara

Che Guevara, Che Guevara, oh

Woodwork squeaks and out comes the Powell

Buddy Powell, Buddy Powell, yeah

Out come the freaks