L.A. Girlz - Weezer

L.A. girls, please act your age

You treat me like I have the plague

As I gyre and gimble in the wabe

L.A. girls, please act your age

Sweeten up your lemonade

And meet me down at Tower 28

I think I’m in Whiplash

I’m losing it mixing ammonia and bleach

I get off at Pico and sell my possessions

So you will know just how I feel

I love your long hair

But you just don’t care

So please help me fathom

This world without music

And by the way, when can we talk?

L.A. girls, please act your age

You treat me like I have the plague

As I gyre and gimble in the wabe

L.A. girls, please act your age

Sweeten up your lemonade

And meet me down at Tower 28

So would you mind if I was pregnant?

I’ll sleep on the edge of your bed

Like Dante and Beatrice

We’ll light up our candles

But how is this going to end?

The kids are asleep

We’re haunting their dreams

And some women swear it’s more painful than labor

To die with your sins on your head

Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby?

Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby?

Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby?

Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby?

L.A. girls, please act your age

You treat me like I have the plague

It’s the gyre and gimble in the wabe

L.A. girls, please act your age

Sweeten up your lemonade

And meet me down at tower twenty-eight