Crazy Ways People Die - Wehrmacht

Walking through the woods, a bear

it munches you.

Put your head in a

vice, go drilling for the goo.

Fall one hundred thousand fest,

go splat in the middle of town.

Your head lops off from a chain-

saw and falls down to the ground.

From behind, a blade slides in, and

opens up your veins.

Under your car, the pump

gives way and squashes all your brains.

A great white shark rips you limb from limb,

a jigsaw cuts the flesh, it tears around the rim.

«An execution», hear the cry, shock!

It pops

your eyes.

A rope wrapped firmly a-

round your neck, it ends all your lives.

Now they stuff M-80's down your fucking

throat, when they go, you will blow, and

then start to bloat.

Pour some gas on your head, then light

a match.

Stuff your friend in the oven,

then lock the latch.

Creme your face on

the ground, falling off your bike.

Fall

from a cliff Bub, while taking a nature

hike.