Tacky - "Weird Al" Yankovic

It might seem crazy, wearing stripes and plaid

I instagram every meal I’ve had

All my used liquor bottles are on display

We can go to see a show but I’ll make you pay

(Because I’m Tacky)

Wear my belt with suspenders and sandals with my socks

(Because I’m Tacky)

Got some new glitter rubs and lovely pink sequined crocs

(Because I’m Tacky)

Never let you forget some favor I did for you

(Because I’m Tacky)

If you’re okay with that, then, you might just be tacky, too

I meet some chick, ask her this and that

Like are you pregnant girl, or just really Fat?

(What?)

Well, now I’m dropping names, there goes Cousin Lee

That’s what Kanye West keeps telling me, here’s why

(Because I’m Tacky)

Wear my Ed Hardy shirt with fluorescent orange pants

(Because I’m Tacky)

Got my new resume it’s printed in Comic Sans

(Because I’m Tacky)

Think it’s fun flattening waiters with a bad Yelp review

(Because I’m Tacky)

If you think that’s just fine, then, you’re probably tacky, too

Bring me shame, can’t nothing

Bring me shame, can never know why

Bring me shame, can’t nothing

Bring me shame, I said

Bring me shame, can’t nothing

Bring me shame, it’s pointless to try

Bring me shame, can’t nothing

Bring me shame, I said

(Because I’m Tacky)

43 Bumper Stickers and a Yolo license plate

(Because I’m Tacky)

Bring along my coupon book whenever I’m on a date

(Because I’m Tacky)

Practice my twerking moves in line at the DMV

(Because I’m Tacky)

Took the whole bowl of restaurant mints.

Hey, it said they’re free

(Because I’m Tacky)

I get drunk at the bank

And take off my shirt, at least

(Because I’m Tacky)

I would live-tweet a funeral, take selfies with the deceased

(Because I’m Tacky)

If I’m being biased on, I’m probably not telling you

(Because I’m Tacky)

If you don’t think that’s bad, guess what, then you’re tacky, too