Trigger Happy - "Weird Al" Yankovic

Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel all right

Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night

There’s no feeling any greater

Than to shoot first and ask questions later

Now I’m trigger happy, trigger happy every day

Well you can’t take my guns away, I got a

Constitutional right

Yeah, I gotta be ready if the commies attack us tonight

I’ll blow their brains out with my Smith and Wesson

That out to teach 'em all a darn good lesson

Now I’m trigger happy, trigger happy every day

Oh yeah, I’m trigger, trigger happy

Yes, I’m trigger, trigger happy

(Oh baby, I’m) trigger, trigger happy

Yes, I’m trigger, trigger happy

(Oh, I’m so) trigger, trigger happy

Yes, I’m trigger, trigger happy

Better watch out, punk, or I’m gonna have

To blow you away

Oh, I accidentally shot Daddy last night in the den

I mistook him in the dark for a drug-crazed Nazi again

Now why’d you have to get so mad?

It’s just a lousy flesh wound, Dad

You know I’m trigger happy, trigger happy every day

Oh, I still haven’t figured out the safety on my rifle yet

Little Fluffy took a round, better take him to the vet

I filled that kitty cat so full of lead

We’ll have to use him for a pencil instead

Well, I’m trigger happy, trigger happy every day

Oh yeah, I’m trigger, trigger happy

Yes, I’m trigger, trigger happy

(Oh baby, I’m) trigger, trigger happy

Yes, I’m trigger, trigger happy

(Oh, I’m so) trigger, trigger happy

Yes, I’m trigger, trigger happy

Better watch out, punk, or I’m gonna have

To blow you away

Come on and grab your ammo

What have you got to lose?

We’ll all get liquored up

And shoot at anything that moves

Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight

Oh, I’m prayin' somebody tries to break in here tonight

I alwaays keep a Magnum in my trunk

You better ask yourself, do you feel lucky, punk?

Because I’m trigger happy, trigger happy every day

Oh yeah, I’m trigger, trigger happy

Yes, I’m trigger, trigger happy

(Oh baby, I’m) trigger, trigger happy

Yes, I’m trigger, trigger happy

(Oh, I’m so) trigger, trigger happy

Yes, I’m trigger, trigger happy

Better watch out, punk, or I’m gonna have

To blow you away