Truffles - Wheatus

You, you think yer such a bad ass

You think yer such a rough neck

Well I saw you outside eating truffles with yer mom on the patio

I think it’s really sad though

And tell yer girl ta quit buggin' me

'Cause I saw her outside suckin' dick

In the bathroom of the bus of the Iron Maiden cover band

When your pencil neck breaks, when your bird chest caves in

I’m gonna win

When your pencil neck breaks, when your bird chest caves in

I’m gonna win

Me, I’m just another gringo

A bitter jalepeno

But I gets more montequilla

In a week than your bitch ass gets in a lifetime

You’re steppin' on a land mine

Your gonna shoot yer eye out

I’m thinkin' what in the Sam Ham Hill

Is goin' on wit yer moms in the clogs and the skirt

Wouldn’t fuck’er for my country with a flag on her face and a stolen dick

When your pencil neck breaks, when your bird chest caves in

I’m gonna win

When your pencil neck breaks, when your bird chest caves in

I’m gonna win

When your pencil neck breaks, when your bird chest caves in

You, you think yer still a bad ass

You think your still a rough neck

Well let’s take this outside