Tor Kraft - Ylvis

Shut up and listen, I will show you how it’s done

The process with your diving board has already begun

I can already tell that you’re thinking too small

You need to build big or build nothing at all!

I know it’s not politically correct to say

But diving boards are tiny and well, kind of gay

I won’t hear another word about this diving board crap

Let’s build something huge that puts Hamar on the Map!

He’s the man who makes it bigger

Tor can make it stronger

Everything is better with Kraft

He will use his power

Maximize the tower — Tor Kraft!

Priscilla?

Cup of coffee

No, the small one

The small one!

Thank you!

You see, everything looks better If you maximize

If you like it, then imagine it twice the size!

Let’s multiply and magnify and double by ten

And then triple and quadruple it again and again

For location, I’m thinking in the middle of the lake

Pointless and expensive and hard to make

Then we add a bridge built with floating cement

And then we scale it up 500 percent!

He’s the man who makes it bigger

Tor can make it stronger

Everything is better with Kraft

Watch him use his power

To maximize the tower — Tor Kraft!

Quiet when he’s etching

Silent when he’s sketching

Genius at work — Tor Kraft

Look, he is on fire

Architect Messiah — Tor Kraft!

Yes, yes, yes!

I did it!

The tower is finished!

Genius creation

Diving board sensation

Lucky thing you chose Tor Kraft (The tower’s finished)

(Kraft) You need it

(Kraft) He makes it

Kraft!

He’s Tor Kraft!

Kraft!