Golden Girl - YTCracker

Her text color-coded

In the IDE with her functions folded

Elegant procedures, READ THIS bolded

ChangeLog indicate versions of olden

Checking her indentations

Strings sitting neatly in quotations

And all vars stand declared

With the most efficient of vartypes shared

For the code reading impaired

She’s got them comments up top in an asterisked square

Followed by a list of includes

That are setting up the frameworks, initialize tools

Architecture optimized

With a modest memory footprint resized

To run under any conditions

From an R pi to a cloud of Gibsons

She’s my golden girl

Ready to release to the outside world

She’s my golden girl

Ready to release to the outside world

She got a set of long legs

In the version tree where I forked new regs

But the branches expansions don’t fade

Every ends tied up with their MAKEFILEs made

No bandaids cause I got a hotfix mandate

Every planned date hit every master commit committed

In the pit of GitHub where my girls submitted

And though her betas got rough at times

With a few long nights and a couple lines

Ain’t a problem that we didn’t get squashed

Cause her boss held it down with his Macintosh

And now she’s all grown up and gorgeous

So I had to record this

Love letter to my girl gone golden

Terminated by a semicolon;

The QA is completed

I got a feeling that im missing some features

But

I guess the way I see it

I can’t help it you’re my golden girl