On My Starship - YTCracker

I do not see why it is necessary to wear these ridiculous uniforms

Protocol

They look like dresses

That is an incredibly outmoded and sexist attitude

I’m surprised at you

Besides, you look good in a dress

Science Officer’s log

Star date: tomorrow

I been time travelin' again

And thanks to the brilliant work of engineering

The space weed took me to the next level

Ry

I present you a medal

Science achievement unlocked (unlocked, unlocked, unlocked)

Thank you for your attentiveness

To forward thrusters

Engage on you busters

I cut the mustard

Equipment check computer:

How many parsecs back did we start this adventure?

It seems that our distance

Warp path of least resistance

Insists that our course is skewed (what?)

(Yea) Fortune smiles

We’re in the vicinity of anti’s

Drop a fucking bomb on em'

Blackberry motherfucker

Ooh (yeah), the battle is fierce

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The Game is mine

Throw them haters in the brig if they actin' up

Throw them haters in the brig if they actin' up

Throw them haters in the brig if they actin' up

In the name of the Spam God, that’s what’s up

Throw em' in the brig

Throw em' in the brig

Throw em' in the brig if they actin' up

In the name of the Spam God, that’s what’s up

Throw em' in the brig

Throw em' in the brig

Throw em' in the brig if they actin' up

In the name of the Spam God, that’s what’s up

Ask where I’ve been?

I’ve been around the galaxy

Alex P Keaton shake em up, hail me back one time

Conservative in a Rush, call me Limbaugh

I Shout «timber!»

When the wood break out

All the ladies in the holodeck suite make out

With each other cause I said so, program Nintendo

All the ladies in the suite make out

With each other cause I said so, program Nintendo

YTCracker to the bridge

We got an asteroid field ahead

I need to realign the crystals

Luckily trichomes are fissile

Start a chain reaction and boost my space

In my DNA polymerase

Is the meanest Gene that the world done seen (done seen)

Yeah that mother is green

Just like the organics stuffed in the screen

Blam

Now it’s back to the mission

Loading ammunition, complex addition

Got the Anarchist Cookbook

Which edition?

Version 666, all the bombs still work

I got that textfile archive

Check out my baud

I’m a body builder cause I build the mails

I pair a subject with science then send it

Got attorneys in Boca Raton who defend it

Blackberry Berry Gordy and Roddenberry

Barry White bery good is it understood?

Drew Barrymore

Saw an alien when I was a kid

It inspired me to become a spaceman

Now I’m doing all that space can

Spitting fire like a Mace can

Johnny Quest to the Race Bannon

Fire up a prepaid anon

And get a server for us to do dirt on

Yeah, the battle is fierce

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