Hell Comes To Breakfast -

Cream of wheat full of webs

Captain crunch lost his prize

Rice krispie styrofoam

Hell comes to breakfast

Hell comes to breakfast

Hell comes to breakfast

Snotty eggs, bristly bacon

Lumpy milk latte

Give birth to cheese pucks

Hell comes to breakfast

Hell comes to breakfast

Hell comes to breakfast

Hell comes to breakfast

Hell comes to breakfast

(F:) Y’know honey, tonight I just want a cuddle

(M:) Oh yeah?

Well what am I supposed to do with this?

(F:) You’re not getting your stinky cock and balls anywhere near my cunt box

snatch

(M:) Well then, how about a little skull, baby?

(F:) I’m not putting that sweaty, greasy salami in my mouth, you heathen

(M:) Fine then, I’m just gonna roll over and go to sleep

(F:) But… I just wanna be held!

(M:) Here’s a teddy bear, goodnight!