After Everything I've Done For You (That You Didn't Ask For) - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast, Donna Lynne Champlin

Time for you to shut up!

Time for you to sit down!

Paula’s tired of being your sidekick

Your henchman

Your eager—

Little—

Clown!

After everything I’ve done for you—

That I didn’t ask for

Do you have any idea the work you’re undoing?

After everything I’ve done for you

(mockingly)

«That you didn’t ask for»

(sung)

Let’s just say Greg

Isn’t the only one you’re screwing!

(spoken)

Wanna know all the things I’ve done for you?

(sung)

I broke into Josh’s old high school and made copies of all his grades

I bumped into Lourdes at Starbucks and suggested you be a bridesmaid

I blackmailed Valencia’s boss so now I control when she teaches

That’s right!

I make yoga class schedules!

There’s no limit to where my reach is!

After everything I’ve done for you that you didn’t ask for

God!

Will your lies never end?

After everything I’ve done for you that you didn’t ask for

The least you can do is be honest with your mother—

I mean, friend

What’s that look on your face?

You’re horrified, you think I’m a monster

For doing your dirty work

You think love is stainless and pure?

But beneath all the fantasy

There’s filth and there’s gore

So now it’s time for me to walk out!

Time for me to say no!

Paula’s tired of working for no thanks at all

Paula’s gonna go!

You’re nothing without me and my creativity!

I created you, you lived in my womb—I mean, figuratively

After everything I’ve done for you

I don’t, I don’t know why

So now I’m gonna say…

Goodbye!