Hey Look Me over Consider Yourself Standing on the Corner - Max Bygraves

Hey look me over, lend me an ear

Fresh out of clover, mortgage up to here

Don’t pass the plate folks, don’t pass the cup

I figure whenever you’re down and out, the only way is up

And I’ll be up like a rosebud high on the vine

Don’t thumb your nose, but take a tip from mine

I’m a little bit short of the elbow room, so let me get me some

And look out world, here I come