You're A Pink Tooth-Brush - Max Bygraves

You’re a pink toothbrush, I’m a blue toothbrush

Have we met somewhere before?

You’re a pink toothbrush and I think toothbrush

That we met by the bathroom door

Glad to meet toothbrush, such a sweet toothbrush

How you thrill me through and through

Dont be hard toothbrush on a soft toothbrush

'Cause I can’t help loving you

Every time I hear you whistle… it makes my nylon bristle…

You’re a pink toothbrush, I’m a blue toothbrush

Won’t you marry me in haste?

I’ll be true toothbrush, just to you toothbrush

When we both use the same toothpaste