Shred Central - Dayglo Abortions

Don’t need this crap this TV’s pushing

I’m just gonna get my skate and hit the streets

Know a place not far from here

Where I can ride a gnarly bowl and get some air

Ain’t gonna be like my parents

Rottin' away in easy chairs

Got no time for Sunday football

Watching cartoons after school

Where you gonna go?

Shred central

Whatcha gonna do?

Grinders

Whatcha gonna say?

Like, where’s the bowl, dude?

Where you gonna go?

Shred central

Whatcha gonna do?

Rock 'n' roll slider

Whatcha gonna say?

Bitchin' hawk, jak

Do a heavy slam, knees gushing blood

But I’ll just get back on my skate and carve the tiles

I’ll try an invert with a rippin' handplant

But I might have to send away for a new pair of surf pants

Hey, you kid, city police skateboard squad

Thirty-five dollar fine for skating in public, you’re busted

Screw you, mister

Don’t need this crap this TV’s pushing

I’m just gonna get my skate and hit the streets

Know a place not far from here

Where I can ride a gnarly bowl and get some air

Ain’t gonna be like my parents

Rottin' away in easy chairs

Got no time for Sunday football

Watching cartoons after school

Where you gonna go?

Shred central

Whatcha gonna do?

Face plant

Whatcha gonna say?

Nice lip stand, cowboy

Where you gonna go?

Shred central

Whatcha gonna do?

Ollies

Whatcha gonna say?

Multiple

Where you gonna go?

Shred central

Whatcha gonna do?

Grinders

Whatcha gonna say?

Like, where’s the bowl, dude?

Where you gonna go?

Shred central

Whatcha gonna do?

Rock 'n' roll slider

Whatcha gonna say?

Bitchin' hawk, jak

Later, skater