England - Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine

I was born under a wandering star\nin the second council house of virgo\nForceply removed from the belly of my ma\nand raised on milk and pernod\nSo just lie back and think of England\nBecause I’ve slid down banisters\nfor judges and barristers\nreaders' wives' husbands\nwith toothless decay\nI’ve been GBH’d and ABH’d\nfor a packet of B & H\nI’ve been taken\nand I’ve been driven away\nI was fornicating\nbefore I could read or write\nand now I can’t stop, sir\nI graduated from the university of life\nand the school of hard knocks, sir\nAnd my telephone is always ringing\nand my number is triple X directory\nCall 0898 treble three\nTalk dirty to me\nOh come all ye unfaithful\njoyful, triumphant and pathetically weak\nI’ve been Amsterdamned, reeperbahned\nwham bam no thankyou mammed\nIf the spirit is willing\nthen the telephone’s cheap\nAnd if you want to step outside love\nyou can step outside love, with me\nYou can step outside with me\nAnd if we ever meet again\nDon’t know where\nand I don’t care when\nI’m gonna help you with your sickness like a Jehova’s\nwitness\nyou’ll be born again\nand again, and again\nJust lie back, close your eyes\nand think of England\nand what England’s done for me