The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over - Adam Sandler, Judd Apatow

{Excited Southerner):

Yes.yes I do… and uh there is an explanation for that… first of all.

let me

Start off by saying… I…I…I…I…I…you…you…you… you… work very

Hard… and I do respect what you do… protectin and uh

Servin… I…I…I…speedometer…got the… lead foot… you got the radar

Gun… not reliable… I…I…got the diarrhea… got to… get home.

for

The… whoo…it…uh…it pregnant wife… she's at the hospital right

Now… giving birth to twins… I gotta get there… got…the guy next to me

Was… going faster than me… just keeping up… with the traffic… my

Cousin’s…also a state trooper… in New Jersey… maybe you could talk to… a

Tree branch was… covering the speed limit sign… with a… and a truck was

Tailgating me… I just hope…

(Cop):

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.

Here’s your ticket.

Save it for the judge