After The Watershed (Early Learning The Hard Way) - Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine

Exhibit F, the reporters said

loved you to death after the watershed

Between the Open University and closedown

you were dead

He’s warmed your cockles with his magic tricks

glasses, bottles, bottles, filter tips

John Player Special

Number 666

Exhibit G from the family firm

his bride to be taking twisted turns

To give you French kisses

and Chinese burns

You see, she’d had a skinful and she couldn’t stop

like a pitbull in a china shop

And all the King’s social workers, the ghurkas and the cops

somehow

couldn’t love you back to life again now

A black eye for a black eye

a chipped tooth for a chipped tooth

a fraction of a half life

some housework and some home truths

And nothing but the home truth

Nothing but the home truth

Nothing but the home truth

And it’s goodbye Ruby Tuesday

Come home you silly cow

We’ve baked a cake and your friends are waiting

and David Icke says he’d like to show us how

to love you back to life again now

Goodbye Ruby Tuesday

Come home you silly cow

We’ve baked a cake and your friends are waiting… waiting… waiting…

AND DAVID ICKE SAYS!

goodbye Ruby Tuesday

Come home you silly cow

We’ve baked a cake and your friends are waiting

and David Icke says

Goodbye, you silly cow

Come home

come home

come home

come home

A black eye for a black eye

a chipped tooth for a chipped tooth

a fraction of a half life

some housework and some home truths

And nothing but the home truth

Nothing but the home truth

Nothing but the home truth