Hello Kitty Parody - Bart Baker

Hello, help me

I have no service, I shouldn’t have switched to AT&T

I cannot even tweet

My entire world is crashing down, I feel like I’m dying

Hello, can you hear me?

Adele calm down use the landline!

You are such a drama queen

No I canceled that last week

I’m havin' a panic attack!

Just try outside, stop crying

This entire song is, one giant first world problem rant

Hello, oh God, no, why!

I still have zero bars outside

I’m so screwed, my life is crumbling before my eyes

Wait, I know, I’ll go back in, and connect with Wi-Fi

Oh no, I’m locked outside!

I can’t fucking believe this, why?

Please come to the door and let me back in the home

It’s fifty degrees and all I have is this massive coat I’m so cold

Thank God!

A payphone!

In the middle of the woods, makes perfect sense, normal totally

Come on, pick it up

I can’t believe I’m locked out of the house and you’re not answering

It’s been an hour since my last tweet

My fans must think I’m dead

Help me, I cannot get online!

If I do not say hello I

Will lose my following, they will forget about me

Wait, hold up!

I have a bar now I can tweet

Hello, I’m still alive!

I have bad service, locked outside

She can’t get in her house and her service is bad

Oh God poor Adele, her life is in shambles it’s so sad

It’s the worst day of my life

And now my fucking phone just died!

Everything’s gone wrong, my world’s falling apart

I might as well just give up and shove this knife in my heart

Goodbye world!

What are you doing?

You know this is a push door, right?

Oh, and by the way, I ate the last slice of pizza

Now I’m gonna starve and die!

Oh wait, that’s it?

You’re way too dramatic.

We’re breaking up