Humble Parody - Bart Baker

I’m not conceited

I’m just a genius

Yeah (yeah yeah)

Aye

I am the king of hip hop

That’s what every hip hop fan says

And ask the critics

Who the greatest rapper

They’ll say Kendrick is

Though I’m a Christian and be humble is what the bible says

With everyone saying I’m great I’m starting to believe this

Plus, every rapper in the world besides me sucks

All of them should quit rap and get a job at Starbucks

I’m so much better than them but you don’t see me bragging

Wait what you just said is a brag

Yeah, but I’m the rap king

When I say I’m great it’s not a boast it’s just a fact

But still that isn’t a very humble way to act

Sorry, but you’re wrong no one is better than me at

Being humble I am the best in the world at that

You can’t measure humbleness!

Oh yes you can there is an easy test

You can tell someone isn’t humble if they’re standing

But if they’re sitting down then that means that they humble

But Kendrick

Sit down

I am hurt and I cannot sit

Be humble

He just learned to stand

Sit down

But he’s just a little kid

Be humble

Hold up bitch, sit down

You’re a freakin' dick!

Be humble

What Kendrick?

Sit down

Do you not know what a statue is

Be humble

He’s lost it

Sit down

Statues cannot hear dipshit

Bitch be humble

What the heck?

Sit down

No dummy this is a standing desk

Be humble

Show respect bitch sit down

Be humble

Time to inspect!

Sit down

I am getting my prostate checked!

How did such a cocky braggart become president?

Someone humble needs to run against him

I’m as humble as a man can be

So what the heck?

I guess it should be me

Mister Lamar what will you do if elected?

For one thing I’ll be humble unlike this gigantic dick head

What do you mean?

I’m the most humble person on earth

This guy’s a rapper

You really think he’s humble?

That’s absurd

Hey, I’m humble that’s bullshit!

Hey, no swearing don’t push it!

I’m more humble than Jesus

What?

Wow, I can’t believe this

I’m more humble than Gandhi

What?

Give me a break Donny!

I am like Mother Teresa

If she had a penis but

I’m too humble to brag about my huge penis

But believe me you wish you could see it

Hey what is happening?

He’s getting so full of himself

My head’s huge

This can’t be good for his health!

It’s a bubble

I’m the best

Sit down

I can tell you’re all so impressed

Be humble

Hair flawless

Sit down

I’m so handsome, rich and so well dressed

Be humble

And no no no no no no

Bitch, sit down

I’m not racist

Bitch, be humble

I’m the shit

Sit down

I’m history’s best president