Minimum Intervals - Ben Caplan

For men of independent means every day is what she needs

Labourers it’s twice a week, you got to make your lady squeak

Donkey drivers once in seven, got to send your spouse to heaven

Sailors every half a year, it’s back to port you’ve got to steer

According to the old tradition, a jewish husband is forbidden

To go too long without spending time on nether region tending

For men of independent means every day is what she needs

Labourers it’s twice a week, you got to make your lady squeak

Donkey drivers once in seven, got to send your spouse to heaven

Sailors every half a year, it’s back to port you’ve got to steer

Her pleasure is your obligation, if she gives the invitation

Has the right of course to say she’s not quite in the mood to play

Consent is de rigeur, you’ve always got to check with her

The point is human beings as such need a little loving touch