Widow Bride - Ben Caplan

My son you have been so unwise!

Forgot to ask for my advice

If you want to have a happy life

Get yourself a widow bride

Get yourself a widow bride

'Cause a widow bride has everything

Her husband couldn’t take with him

A widow bride knows how to do

Things you don’t know how to teach her to

You don’t know how to teach her to

You don’t know how to teach her to

You don’t know how to teach her to

If you want a happy life

Get yourself a widow bride

King David was a horny king

Saw a subject that he was interested in

But her husband was a soldier fine

So he put him in the front of the battle line

He put him in the front of the battle line

He put him in the front of the battle line

Put him right in the front of the battle line

And the new Queen, she had everything

Her husband couldn’t take with him

The new Queen she knew how to do

Things you don’t know how to teach her to

You don’t know how to teach her to

You don’t know how to teach her to

You don’t know how to teach her to

If you want a happy life

Get yourself a widow bride

My great-grandfather was seduced

By Victoria and the language that she used

She said, 'I'm lookin' for a strong, young man…'

To match up with these virgin lands

She said that they were virgin lands…

But Canada had everything

Her husband couldn’t take with him

But Canada knew how to dance

Things ya don’t know how to teach her to

You don’t know how to teach her to

You don’t know how to teach her to

You don’t know how to teach her to

If you want a happy life

Get yourself a widow bride

If you want a happy life

Get yourself a widow bride

Get yourself a widow bride

Get yourself a widow bride

Get yourself a widow bride