Boy Toy Shop - Big Freedia

Step right up step right up

Oh baby

Its the grand opening of big freedia toy shop

I got a little bit of this and I got a little bit of that

I got a grand ole holiday sale

Now everyone is welcome to come inside

You will see when you step inside

You don’t even have to be invited

Everyone is welcome if they buy from

My boytoy shop

I got different shapes and all kinda sizes

Some of them even come with prizes

So many options it hard to decide in

My boytoy shop

I got blue brown & hazel yes

Gentlemn and naughty guys

Uncut or circumsized

What you want no compromise

See this right here yeah he is a classic

Made by hand — not made for the masses

Solid wood not made of plastic

Big dick nigga it jurassic

Over here the latest model

Literally he’s a model

Plenty here for you to fondle at

My boy toy shop

Here’s a money back guarantee

Each sold separately

The customers are always pleased

At my boy toy shop

Shiny and new

Shiny and new

Shiny and new

It’s a gift from me to you

Shiny and new

Shiny and new

Shiny and new

Unwrap him he know what to do

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I hope that you are enjoying the tour

I hope that you find what you’re looking for in my store

Ya heard me?

I got one who’ll cook your favorite recipes

One that comes with Accessories

One that dress up like a deputy

Is he for real?

— bitch he better be!

I got one that comes with a suit & tie

Execu-dick with a big surprise

Corporate & classified

Take you to the office let you ride

This one here he never tires

Some assembly required

If you want it just inquire

At my boy toy shop

So go ahead and tell your mom and them

Where to find GI Joe and Ken

Make sure you come back again

To my boy toy shop

Shiny and new

Shiny and new

Shiny and new

It’s a gift from me to you

Shiny and new

Shiny and new

Shiny and new

Unwrap him he know what to do

OUTRO:

I hope that everybody enjoyed

I wanna thank y’all for coming to the big freedia toy shop

We got gift cards and we got coupons

We got this goin and that goin

Its no refunds and no exchanges

You got a in store credit and its due within one day

24 hours baby

Please come back soon