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Make him the cutest boy I’ve ever seen

Give him two lips, like roses and clovers

And tell him I’ll be happy to bend over

Santa (Santa)

I’ve been so good

I used protection, whenever I could

Now that I’m down on my knees

Mister Santa don’t forget about me

Mister Santa

Bring me a boy (Oh boy oh boy)

Make him a kinky collector of toys

How 'bout a athlete?

Straight out of college?

Although this sounds exhausting to be honest

I mean, I love EDM

I like to party, but only with men

These younger guys aren’t quite on my level

How long must I keep chugging vodka and Red Bull?

Santa, I’ve started to think

Now that I’m older, I don’t want a twink

I want a man, who’s older and wiser

Don’t mind if he has a pocket full of Pfizers

Santa to tell you the truth (To tell you the truth)

I think I want someone like you

Come down my chimney if you can

Mister Santa is a gay man

Santa, all that white hair

You’ll be so scruffy, my own polar bear

I love to grab a hold of that belly

And make it jiggle like a bowl of KY jelly

Santa (Santa)

Jingle them balls

I want a Santa who’s big, black, and tall

I want to get inside that bag

Maybe Santa

Maybe Santa

Maybe Santa is a black fag