America's Sweetheart - Blair St. Clair

Well, I do declare!

Uhm, what exactly do you declare again?

My, oh my

Look at that pretty little thing

She’s got the world on a string

Head-to-toe sickening

No competition, no ring

Ooh!

Hold up that’s me

Talking like Cardi B

And I’m looking like Gucci

Cover girl, feeling like Twiggy

No one can touch me

I’m the one and only queen walking, ey!

Superstar, centerstage

Hollywood, I’m all the rage

Money face, movie smile

Everything in fashion

Body type, like a snack

Leading lady all in black

Ingénue, Jimmy Choo

Lights, camera, action

America’s Sweetheart!

The girl you’ll love to know

America’s Sweetheart!

I came to steal the show

Oh yay, oh yay, oh yay

Taking to the stand like OJ

TV screens, magazines

She’s been around the world

But she looks thirteen

Whoa!

A TNT explosion

TMZ, my not so secret admirer

Blowing up my phone like Tyra, woo

Superstar, black page

Mother load, Mickey’s rage

My new face, juvederm

Everything is plastic

Hot couture, off the rack

Breaking up Fleetwood Mac

Giant shoe, forty two

Lights, camera, action

America’s Sweetheart!

The girl you’ll love to know

America’s Sweetheart!

I came to steal the show

Blair!

Can I get a statement for the press?

Uhm, are you with TMZ?

Absolutely

Well, give me more questions

Blair!

Are you a lesbian?

Yes, I’ve done everything

Blair!

What’s your favorite position?

CEO

Ahahahaha

America’s Sweetheart!

The girl you’ll love to know

America’s Sweetheart!

I came to steal the show

Superstar, centerstage

Hollywood, I’m all the rage

Money face, movie smile

Everything in fashion

Body type, like a snack

Leading lady all in black

Ingénue, Jimmy Choo

Lights, camera, action