Raw Thoughts IV - Chris Webby

Yeah

I don’t wanna do it

But I feel like I got to

Good morning America, time to get to waking up

We’ve never all at once been confronted with so much crazy stuff

We should be able to find the truth, but they make it tough

You’d think the news would tell you, but most of that they’ve been making up

For anyone who’s good, there’s a John Wilkes Booth

All the Jedis lying dead, while the Sith grow roots

And if you try to speak the truth, they’ll Anthony Bourdain you

Hang you and use suicide to explain you

We don’t all need to agree, but how can you not see-

There’s an elite and they fucking everyone like you and me?

That ain’t race, color or creed, it’s predatory greed

And if we don’t unite, this might not be the land of the free-

For much longer, rights getting stripped real fast

While we fight each other, 'cause they want us just like that

We so divided by race, religion, color and class

Now it’s who does and doesn’t motherfucking wear a mask?

And the virus is real but it’s seeming like they planned it

The way they’re using it to their political advantage

I don’t claim to have the answers but I’m telling you what

Bill Gates is mad sus, sketchy as fuck

2020 been some shit, fuckin' life got crazy

Bunch of trolls looking for someone to type at, angry

Y’all just hate on everybody, it’s just like that lately

I got an auntie named Karen, she’s a nice-ass lady

And I thought I was a liberal for most of my life

But holy Christ, you fucking lefties have been colder than ice

And I can’t believe I’m saying it, honestly I hate this shit

But I got more in common with Trump supporters and Reagan-ists

Than fake woke bums cancelling everyone

We say one thing y’all don’t like and our fucking career’s done

No more open dialogue or conversation at all

No debate or discussion, what can I say?

I’m appalled

'Cause if we’re not allowed to talk or fucking have an opinion

Without you sensitive bitches enforcing public crucifixions

Then we’re all fucked, so this is me speaking my peace

Shit, I would go down shooting for my freedom of speech

And that’s the first two amendments loaded in one clip

Aiming at this broke political system we’re stuck with

They got all our phones tapped so let 'em listen to this

Y’all recording?

Suck my motherfucking dick, bitch

Here we go again, here we go again

Raw thoughts

Here we go again, here we go again

Raw thoughts

Here we go again, here we go again

These motherfucking raw thoughts

Here we go again, here we go again

Line 'em up

This motherfucker, Joe Biden

You dementia-ridden, geriatric, evil puppet, piece of dog-shit, old lying son

of a bitch

Do y’all really think he’s the answer?

They got to pump him full of drugs so he can speak on the camera

And this dumb, boomer Chuck Schumer' calling the shots

Saw him pull up just the other day and park in the lot

Went to say «Hi"and realized that this guy is such a fucking pussy

That he wore a fucking N95 while he drives

And Pelosi, that evil Golden Girl with her cronies

Ilhan Omar and A.O.C., all of you can blow me

And Kamala Harris too, I’ll run a train on the whole fucking crew

No Scott Wiener, not including you

Weird shit going on, I mean Epstein, Ghislaine

Missing kids, adrenochrome, I don’t know, I’m just saying

I just keep a hundred percent, so if you doubt me

You must be getting your statistics from Anthony Fauci

And Bernie sold out, he supported Joe and Hillary-

After they stole the primary from him, you must be kidding me?

Bernie, I used to fuck with you, where’s your fucking integrity?

Can’t go from standing for something to standing with the enemy

Oh fuck you, Chris

Now that’s enough of the blue

Let’s get to aiming at the red, someone bring in Ted Cruz

You’re just so damn punch-able, borderline fully unlovable

Even your daughter avoids hugging you

Who else?

Mike Pence, who’s obsessed with his wife

So I consensually had sex with her twice the other night

Told me she ain’t had the dick in weeks

So I fucked her on your pile of Bibles, Mike

She really is a religious freak

That is just completely inappropriate

Mitch McConnell, you are the literal definition of not having a face for

television

Please, wear a mask, keep that fucking shit hidden

You look like a guy who shouldn’t be in the presence of children

Wait, did someone say children?

Easy does it, Bill, you and Hillary chill

Justice is coming for you still

Because one day, the world will see the truth, that’s a bet

I just hope I’m here to see it and you ain’t murdered me yet

And see, then there’s Donald Trump, this motherfucker been on one

A chance to say the right thing, he goes and says the wrong one

When there’s a chance to unite us, he instead

Divides us even more with the stupid shit that he says

And I can’t stand for it

His environmental policy makes George-fucking-W look like he’s Captain Planet

Rolling regulations back, setting back clean air and water

All to put big business on a better track

While the animals suffer, so do we

The rich save a little money while they poison you and me

So geez, is he the lesser or greater of two evils?

Or is he really tryna drain the swamp and help the people?

Ask me, I don’t even fucking know anymore

I feel like every politician’s just a pawn on the board

Trump and Biden alike, so until I stand corrected

I’ll be saying «Fuck every politician that’s been elected»

And the truth hurts, but fuck it man, ignorance is worse

Even Google’s in on it, I can’t trust my own search

They treat us like the sheep, they the wolves in the dark

Playing with our lives, and our minds and our hearts

We been living in the Matrix, losing our direction

Evil algorithms altering all our perceptions

So what the fuck do I know?

And what the fuck do you?

Shit, we all just confused tryna find what’s true

So I never say I’m right about everything that I said

Not telling you to agree, don’t really want people dead

But fuck, this shit been so messed up for so long

And my only way to process it is put it in a song

'Cause all I got’s some paper with a pen and mic

And my fucking first amendment right, tell 'em again like

All I got’s some paper with a pen and mic

And my fucking first amendment right, raw thoughts

You have two new messages

Hey Chris, it’s Joe Biden

Listen man, I uh, I wanted to uh, wait?

Who did I call again?

Is anyone there?

Hello?

Jill, ah damn it Jill

How do I use this stupid phone?

Next message

Hey Chris, Trump here

Donald Trump, the president

Anyways, I heard your song, terrible stuff, really terrible

I think it’s tremendously important that I remind you that I, Donald Trump

Am probably, most likely, but definitely probably

The best President we’ve ever had in this country

And you’re just a loser rapper recording songs in his basement, okay?

Now I will admit, the line about having sex with Pence’s wife was actually

pretty funny though

Uh sir, what the fuck?

Oh sorry, Mike, I forgot you were standing right next to me

Anyways, God bless America

My America, raw thoughts motherfucker