Uni-Tit - Cretin

Science built his single breast

Saline under skin

Lopsided and misshapen

He can’t stop fondling it

Masturbates with his right hand

While pawing with his left

Pinch the nipple extra hard

He gropes his deformed chest

He is Mr. Uni-tit

Surgical miscreant

People point and laugh at it

He’s a fetishistic freak

He tries on lacy undergarments

Half the time he fits

Mocking children throw things at

His lonely, single tit

He’ll rub it on you as he walks by

His nipple hard, just a bit

Then breathe a little forlorn sigh

He’s Mr. Uni-tit