Call Me Mei, Bae - Dan Bull

You have to let it go, let it go

Can’t build a snowman anymore

Let it go, let it go

Our world is worth fighting for

Group up here

Be careful, okay?

Watch this, blocking them off

That’s cold, but the payload is on the way

Ooh, look who is coming to play

To ruin somebody’s day

By shooting bloomin' big glaciers

Thus precluding you from running away

A stunning array of cunning plays

Disrupting your game plan, come as it may

And she’ll always have something to say to rub in your face

She’s loving it, mate

Breaking your assumption of bubbly babes

This lady that’s far from lovely, Mei

Call her a snowflake, she’ll throw her snowball

Building the snowfall 'till there’s a snowstorm

Over the place, all frozen and grey

Then the moment you’re prone, she’ll go for your base

Forensic cops couldn’t open the case

It was frozen shut, so they’ve thrown it away

A word of advice, it’s advisable

To try to avoid those icicles

Swerve them like you’re riding a bike

Trying to avoid rhyming bicycle

I didn’t manage it, we knew it was coming 'round

Guess this track could do with some dumbing down

Numbing down, like you’re coming down with a chill or something

And only other peoples' lyrics are coming now

Ice, ice, baby

She’s like «call me Mei, bae»

Netflix and chill has a different connotation

When she says it, you best race for safety

Mei’s the weather woman

Summon ice age and blizzards

Wither as you shiver in the bitter river

With a bit of couldn’t give a whether you are triggered

You have to let it go, let it go

Can’t build a snowman anymore

Let it go, let it go

Our world is worth fighting for

Group up here

Be careful, okay?

Watch this, blocking them off

That’s cold, but the payload is on the way

Build a wall like Trump, completely

Kill them all like lumps of meat

She will perform that stunt, she’s cheeky

Chills and thaws like I’m reheating

A frozen meal, it’s no big deal

It isn’t Overwatch without overkill

It isn’t over 'til she says it is

Her drone will kill you with a great big blizzard

The savagest of climatologists

Travelling the planet just to find anomalies

And monitor phenomena, no time for apologies

Strictly business, doesn’t like having holidays

Nine years trapped in the cold had to be bad for the soul

Now she’s blasting the whole of the map with a wall

So you’re trapped in a hole

Didn’t age, been living eternal

Filling pages in in her journal

Thinking infernal words internally

On the surface, appearing maternal

Don’t trust anybody that’s too friendly

They could be covering lust, greed, envy

Cold heart, must be empty like Antarctica

How much could the rent be?

Build a wall like Trump

Shake that esskeetit, Lil Pump

Chuck in a reference to a trending track

See the audience retention bump, back on topic

Mei’s the weather woman

Summon ice age and blizzards

Wither as you shiver in the bitter river

With a bit of couldn’t give a whether you are triggered

You have to let it go, let it go

Can’t build a snowman anymore

Let it go, let it go

Our world is worth fighting for

Group up here

Be careful, okay?

Watch this, blocking them off

That’s cold, but the payload is on the way

Smoke weed everyday?

Everyday

Our world’s icy cold, I suppose

Song’s stuck in your head like my icicles