Creative Destruction - Dan Bull

Wa-ba-da-ba-ba-bow

Familiar melody?

Wa-ba-da-ba-ba-bow

I wonder what this song’s not about

Ay, look

Here’s a type of game that you’ve never ever heard of

An island with a hundred people on it from an airdrop

Fighting each other inside an ever shrinking safe zone

While paying through the nose for some wacky custom made clothes

I can’t always keep every track tailored for the fanboys

Wow, have you seen how well this game plays on Android and iOS?

We’re saturated with these type of battle games

It’s as if the industry’s incarcerated, shackled, chained

And that’s a shame, 'cause in between the shovelware

There could be fairly passable games, is this one?

I couldn’t care less

It’s yet another game I haven’t rapped about

So let me grab a pen and pad and we can crack one out

Lock and load, I’m ready

Cocky, hopping over hedges

Watch me no-scope in a moment

I’ll be popping open treasure boxes

Collecting lots of loot and tat, I’m just like Stuart Ashen

Trendsetter with a newer hat on, pure fashion master

Can’t take too much action, I’m super anxious

So I’ll camp out in the background like a damn scout

And shoot the passers by

My only plan: survive until I’m the last alive

Then head straight back to the sky like I’m a satellite

(I've been paid up front) To make introductions

(Another battle royale game) Straight from production

(Apparently, this one’s called) Creative Destruction

(Like the rock formed from) Volcano eruptions

(I've been paid up front) To make introductions

(Another battle royale game) Straight from production

(Apparently, this one’s called) Creative Destruction

I made the lyrics up, it never came with instructions

What is this thing, anyway?

Some kind of blimp taxi?

It’s definitely not a school bus, it’s pretty pimp, actually

See?

Originality

Absolutely avant-garde

That’s at least one feature PUBG just hasn’t got

Right, let’s investigate somewhere we’ve never been before

So set the thing to north, we’re heading to the ski resort

Hang on, this area feels eerily familiar

Are you definitely sure we really haven’t been here?

K, I’ll take your word for it

I mean, I’ve never heard of it

So presumably, it’s new IP and free, no need to purchase it

A hundred players and my aim’s to be the first to get to victory

And if it means I need to do some dirty tricks

Fine, I’m about to do some damage, I’m absolutely savage

Mad as when the cabin crew managed to lose my baggage

I’m university challenge, you’re universally challenged

I do prefer to be telling the truth than hurtfully selling a spoof

Like, «how on Earth is he talented?»

Bank balance permanently swelling like a purple bellend, man

I’m telling you, cross Fortnite and Fortnite and what do you get?

Here’s the hook again, just in case you haven’t got it yet

(I've been paid up front) To make introductions

(Another battle royale game) Straight from production

(Apparently, this one’s called) Creative Destruction

(Like the rock formed from) Volcano eruptions

(I've been paid up front) To make introductions

(Another battle royale game) Straight from production

(Apparently, this one’s called) Creative Destruction

I made the lyrics up, it never came with instructions

Game devs

Get in touch

I’ll talk about your game

And make it seem okay

Not great, but okay