Destiny 2 Rap: Commander Zavala vs. Cayde-6 - Dan Bull

Look around you

The Galaxy’s greatest Guardians gathered

Though times are dark

It is the light inside your heart that matters

You are the final line, mankind relies on for redemption

Attention!

Woah, tough crowd

Okay, let me break the tension

You’re a rebel of reprobate

But there’s no one else left that’s capable of taking on

The great threat we face, and then staying to mop up

The mess they’ve made

Yes they layed siege to our motherland

Our precious home, I saw it all

And fought amongst the falling rubble

Deflecting endless blows

They kept on coming, so my gun kept humming

You should’ve come and seen it

It was really quite something

I looked so great, so good

In a tide, in a cape, in a hood, it was rather inspiring

I side eyed a few girls admiring

Why you suprised?

I’m so fine it’s tiring

Anyways I’m getting sidetracked

Let me go and get a pint

Pinky promise I’ll be right back

Despite the sacrifice of our finest guardians

We could not stop the scarlet army rising

From the ashes of the darkness

The tower fell, the city rushed

Our homes are crushed to dust

Plus my stuff, now I was salty before

But now I’ve had just enough

I mean who does this stuff?

It’s unproductive, plus

My stuff!

So we’re gonna look for the chump responsible

And fffluff him up!

And so today we know the name of the heinous foe we

Face

They call him

Gavin?

No Gary

It’s Gary isn’t it?

They call him Ghaul

His only goal to cause a fall of all we’ve fought for

And war till there’s nothing at all

When the Cabal is at the door you look for my support

But this time I call on yours

You’re probably gonna end up pretty sore

These armor plates, they kinda chafe

Till your thighs are aching, rubbed really raw

Sh!

All this tech and we still haven’t developed

Any military drawers that’ll win us any wars

I’ve been wearing these ones for months!

The time is now at hand

To avenge the injustice thrust upon us

In our final stand

I’m a nice guy, so I shan’t tell a white lie

Look, you might die

But then again, you might survive

So like every guide of advice, see the brighter side of life

I ask you: who’ll rise and keep aside my side and fight?

No hide and seek, dab on the haters

Everyday bro, ride or die!

This is the law of the jungle

As old and as true as the sky

The wolf that shall keep it may prosper

But the wolf that shall break it must die

As the creeper that girdles the tree trunk

The law runneth forward and back

For the strength of the pack is the wolf

And the strength of the wolf is the —

Wooooaah!!!

Hold on

Sorry, sorry, sorry

Tripped over the… speaker jack