Fallout 3 - Dan Bull

Never mind a Rolex

I got my Pip-Boy

And I’m ready to make some capital

In the capital

Look, ever since they dropped

The atomic bomb

You’ve been hold up in Vault 101

And since your momma’s gone

You focused on abilities

Perception, endurance, intelligence, agility

Your skill in these categories is clear

And apparently you’ll be needed

And since your daddy’s disappeared

Now you’re a big boy

Got your own Pip-Boy

What you need to succeed

Is a pistol to destroy

Anyone who’s dumb enough

To look for trouble over here

I’ve had it up to here

With the fuckin' overseer

Kill him or go with stealth

Don’t let nobody see it

Now you’re overground and out

And the coast is clear

Here, a wild frontier

Is what we see

A post-apocalyptic Washington D. C

You should be headin' on whatever the direction

If you’re a clever one you’ll be visitin' Megaton

You’ll meet the residents

And the Sheriff Lucas Simms

Now you can help him out or end up shootin' him

This sort of drama can cause your karma to diminish

But you do what you need to

When you choose to win

It’s law of the Wasteland

So all of you wastemans oughtta stay back

And get a tool in your face

And when I pull out my strap

And activate the V.A.T.S

There’s no way that

I’ll let these twats escape the blast

I’ll blaze away, but the way my rants are raising fast

A super mutant high on Psycho couldn’t tame my ass!

I’ve never seen a blade of grass, this place is shit

So I need to locate the Garden of Eden Creation Kit

But before I do that, man, it’s time for action

I have got to find the balance in between the rival factions

The battle’s gettin' hyperactive, radioactive

Reilly’s Rangers, Talons and the savage Raiders

Packed in conflict with the Enclave

Crushin' us under the heel

But I keep it bloody real

With the Brotherhood of Steel

We’re heading for the war to end all wars

Not to mention all the sentry bots

Centaurs and deathclaws

You best pack a deadly force

Or you’ll end up gettin' mauled

If you think that just a stimpak is plenty for

Level up, get better heavy weapons and perks

'Cause no matter hard you are, there’s an enemy worse

Ladadadada

It’s the motherfuckin' D.A.W.G

Three Dog!

Ladadadada

I’m on the radio in Fallout 3

You better make your way to Rivet City

And speak to Doctor Li

About Project Purity

When you installed John Henry Eden’s FEV

Or will you connect the GECK and set the people free?