I've Got a Bad Feeling - Dan Bull

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away

There was an irritating bellend called Jar Jar

But, hey, that’s a tale I’ll tell another day

Maybe, the fourth of the month when the calendar is May

Hell, anyway, Cal Kestis

How can I stress this?

A restless redheaded lout with a death wish

So, you can intuitively work out what the rest is

But you’re not coming aboard if you’re not down on the guest list

Ready for the reckoning and rucking with the Second Sister

When he’s finished, she won’t need a medic

Better get a solicitor, this Inquisitor is in for such a kicking

Her condition will be similar to syphilitic symptoms

I’ve seen the truth in visions and the future’s misery

You need to be used to fugitivity

Hidden in the dim gloom of the periphery

Of which you’ve been reduced to trickery

And if you’re moving through here, do it invisibly

To reduce possibility of them clocking your activity

But, damn, this is still preferable to captivity

Look at how the Sith have eaten into reality’s fabric

The Dark and Light Sides of the Force are more than just magic

I got a bad feeling about this

We’re the heathens and demons surround us

I got a bad feeling about this

Though we’re concealed, any reason could out us

Why is it treason for needy and helpless people

To stand up to evil that shrouds us?

I got a bad feeling about this

Now, come and have a go if you’re feeling rebellious

So, battle on and power on, my Padawan

Hide in the disguise of the life of a silent vagabond

The Light Side shines brighter from the shadow

Songs tell of a Paladin that will rise and take Malice on

Tyrannical monsters set to rights

By the remnants of the Jedi Knights

Who fight with dead-eye sights, loyally led by lights

Holding their head high, pride amid the dread

Tide rising up to where life dies

I said the Lightsaber might save your life later

Bright blades slice through iron cages like paper

To evade annihilation will require the kind of mind-state

It takes to fight Vader

Entire nations slain in far greater pain

The Dark Side is apartheid by nature

If you like danger, taste the fine flavours

Spilling more claret than a giddy wine waiter

No civilized state is recorded being this gory

And the biggest vibrations adorn your Midi-chlorians

So, never let them catch you in the act of using the Force

They’ll fake news you, refusing the proof in the source

And when they take you, there’s no use in remorse

There’s no humanly thoughts

They don’t give a two-minute warning

It’ll be through in the morning

When your whole region is scorched

They don’t even know the meaning of using resonable force

I got a bad feeling about this

We’re the heathens and demons surround us

I got a bad feeling about this

Though we’re concealed, any reason could out us

Why is it treason for needy and helpless people

To stand up to evil that shrouds us?

I got a bad feeling about this

Now, come and have a go if you’re feeling rebellious

Don’t stand out, accept the past

Trust no one, trust only in the Force!

The Jedi are not yet lost, hope is not yet lost

Hard choices, start cautious

Can’t pause this, Darth Maul shit

Hearts, organs, halved, quartered

Dark forces, Star Wars is stark with the harsh laws

Bow to your lordship or just get out of it now

Come aboard ship

Sick Sith Lords enforcing Order 66

In order that the Order falls forth

Forcing the Force to shift

The authorship of this order sits with Palpatine

It’s as if the former law and order all just fell to sleep

I fail to see a system that they won’t pursue through

So, if you’re forceful, they’ll go for you too

I’ve seen the truth in visions and the future’s misery

You need to be used to fugitivity

Hidden in the dim gloom of the periphery

Of which you’ve been reduced to trickery

And if you’re moving through here, do it invisibly

To reduce possibility of them clocking your activity

But, damn, this is still preferable to captivity

Look at how the Sith have eaten into reality’s fabric

The Dark and Light Sides of the Force are more than just magic

I got a bad feeling about this

We’re the heathens and demons surround us

I got a bad feeling about this

Though we’re concealed, any reason could out us

Why is it treason for needy and helpless people

To stand up to evil that shrouds us?

I got a bad feeling about this

Now, come and have a go if you’re feeling rebellious