iDubbbz Rap Roast - Dan Bull

Hello Ian, how the hell have you been?

It’s me again, your favorite rapping European

I’m here to leave you burnt like black toast

Welcome to the first ever episode of Rap Roasts

Ian, the type of content you make’s that gross

You’re just milk intolerance, lactose

Now, for anyone who’s unfamilliar with your channel watching

You do a really funny series called «Bad Unboxing»

So I brought a box full of props of raps I’m dropping

And after that you could use it as your actual coffin

You already know smoking’s bad for your health

So you must really crave having two fags in you mouth

Time to destress

Stop and take a deep breath

Not because you need air, fuck, I just want to hear you speak less

You look a reet mess

Woody Allen meets meth

Your ideal orgy’s a sausage meat fest

You’re so scrawny and you’ve got such a meek chest

That you still wear your age 0−3 vest

Invisible eyebrows on fleek, yes

With specs that thick you’re never going to see chef

Of all the Ians in the world you’re the least best

You’re a bad driver, you deserve to have your jeep wrecked

You frail cracker, I could snap you like a crackerjack

And by the way, the past wants its glasses back

I’m a bit funny looking, check the size of my head

It still got nothing on your giant surprise egg

I’d lie to break it open, that’d be delightful

You look like a scrotum rolled over a lightbulb

When you were born your mum thought she’d either done a turd or given birth to

a puppet out of thunderbirds

Say something

I’ll take your fake diamond play button

And give you a face fucking

So you can taste sucking

You lame shut in

Get out and get some sunlight

Training for a fight’s quite effective if it’s done right

But you don’t want to get into the ring with Jinx

You do want to get into Jinx’s ring, methinks

Ugh, sitting in your room topping up your cummy sock

Then sucking out every fluffy crusty yummy drop

Like a hungry Winnie The Pooh tonguing a honey pot

And when you catch a cold, you bukkake runny snot

Bouncing up and down on your thumb like a bunny hop

Shouting «Mommy watch!

You’re gonna miss the m-m- money shot»

Sonny, stop before your briefs get a heavy leak

The human rectum shouldn’t stretch more than ten inch deep

Remember when we went to Venice Beach?

You kept walking 'round talking with insensitive offensive speech

'Till you annoyed a fella with Floyd Mayweather’s physique

And he did to you what Drake did to Meek

Ooh, Drama Alert, someone contact Keemstar

You’re not a real cop Ian, where’s your police car?

Rearrange the letters in Content Cop

And see that it’s an anagram of concept, not

Kickstarter crap, crap skater trick, prick attack

Err, crack raper tits

Okay, even when I say that I’m cleverer than iDubbbz

More popular too, here, have some of my subs

You’re just like me, were both acting like thugs

But are prone to panic attacks in nightclubs

Yo, the only time that you would fire slugs

Was if your zoo was overstaffed and you don’t like bugs

Museums are the only time of you seeing nice jugs

And your dealer needs to see prescriptions when you buy drugs

And now it’s crunch time for the final punchline

I can’t come up with one so just like and subscribe

Cringe

I’m just playing, iDubbbz, you know I love you