Stupid Injunction - Dan Bull

Roll up!

Roll up!

Whatever your dysfunction

Conceal it from the public

With a super-injunction

If you plan to cover up

Your extra-marital seduction

Your Samaritans are «embarristers»

Who’ll put up an obstruction

It costs 50 to a 100K

So if you’ve got enough to

Throw that kind of money away

You’re A-OK

But for the rest of us

Who struggle to get as much

And as such must settle

For Tesco’s own breakfast puffs

It’s never enough

Plus it’s evident, look;

Freedom of speech just took

A ferking terrible cut

But in the digital age

It is inevitable that

Just a simple Twitter page

Can make incredible ruptures

When someone’s got the gumption

To publish your compunction

Then covering it up

Becomes tougher than tungsten

You and I can’t do it

But the dude with the funds can

Its ferking fun to use a super-injunction

Roll up!

Roll up!

Whatever your dysfunction

Conceal it from the public

With a super-injunction

If you need to receive

Sexual abuse from a truncheon

We got you covered, brother:

Just get a super-injunction

Did you know this song is illegal in the UK

Cos it reveals what you’re unable to read in newspapers

Namely, that if you want to see the allegations

Visit this Twitter page to see what happened is shameless

Now laughing at famous people isn’t particularly civil

But it’s ridiculous that it can make me into a criminal

When disseminating facts and information

Can actually make you end up slapped in a cage

It’s dangerous!

So fuck Carter-Ruck and Trafigura

They deserve an unlubricated cactus to the anus

Roll up!

Roll up!

Whatever your dysfunction

Conceal it from the public

With a super-injunction

If you choose to get nude

And act rude in a dungeon

No sweat!

Just use your super-injunction

I feel like whistling, you know?