Ode to the Barracuda - Dance Club Massacre

Our story ends with a signature for something I’ll never be

But it didn’t have to be this way

Your uniform was no different from the rest but you were cool, so here’s a

brand new song just for you

It all began when I saw your face from the stage then your blood was drawn upon

my command

The return:

When you say you want some more

No problemo

Everything is cool, but I just can’t bring myself to say «why don’t you go fuck

yourself.»

The room is spinning as I’m down on the floor

At least down here you won’t bother me no more

The words you speak are perfectly clear, so I guess I’ll have myself another

beer

Now you’ve got yourself a girlfriend

Well… a dude who wears girl pants

Nonetheless it’s safe to say he’s a dork

Funny how you hate the ska yet it reminds me of you everyday

They say there’s plenty of fish in the sea

Alas this is true

I’ve reeled in a few

Baby minnows at the most so I throw them back in

But what do you do when you catch the biggest fish of them all?

Now I could swim for years and never get tired

But I assure you if I ever come across your boat one more time, I’ll steal the

bait

And leave you waiting

The words you spoke were crystal clear, now I think I’ll go have another beer