Shenanigans - Dance Club Massacre

Let’s get drunk

The troops are assembled and ordered to loosen their ties

For on this sabbath day, the fortress is ours

Every hour the shot heard around the world is shot by the likes of Jack or Jose

What is this place you ask?

It’s where we resurrect ourselves from one week ago

Free roam

Everything is ours

What is this place you ask?

It’s Shannon’s pub

Who wants to be immortal?

Who wants to drink from the Fountain of Youth?

Who wants free food and arcade golf?

With this treasure you’ll never ever grow old

The rules are simple, gentlemen

Once you walk through those doors there’s no way out

And there’s no last call in this port

Everyone is the captain and they abide the code

So when this ship has sunk, well then so will I, with honor and my fill

With no rules it’s like Camp Nowhere without the Lloyd of course

But then again, maybe we should get the doc

This way we can go back in time and relive the memories of when we rocked the

house

Where everybody knows your name

And they’re always glad you came

You wanna be where you can see

Our troubles are all the same

You wanna be where everybody knows your name