If'n - Denny Dennis, Alma Cogan

If’n you were a bird

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Sittin up in a tree

And if’n I was to come along

Would you sing a song for me

Why I sing is my business

If’n you were a broom

I’d be cleaning up nice and neat

Reet!

And if’n I was to come along

Would you sweep me off my feet

Say yes, say yes

Oh, say it over and over

Say yes, confess

And I’ll be up to my knees in four leaf clover

And if’n your were a ghost

Quiet as any mouse

And if’n I was to come along

Would you like to haunt my house

If’n you were a fish

Ooh it’s so cold when you’re swimming around in the sea

And if’n I was to come along

Would you flip a fin for me

Just call me Finny babe

If’n you were a clock

Tick tock

Say about half past three

And if’n I was to come along

Would you spend some time with me

Say yes, say yes

Say it over and over

Say yes, ah come on honey confess

And I’ll be up to my knees in four leaf clover

And if’n you were a song

La la, how about something played in the key of C

That’s alright with me

And if’n I was to come along

We could sing in harmony

And if’n you were a lock

I’d be got in the treasury

All the money

And if’n I was to come along

Would you give the key to me

Say yes, say yes

No use waiting till nightfall

Say yes, confess honey babe

Andya feel love is quite delightful

And if’n you were a kiss

Sweet as a kiss could be

And if’n you knew a love romance

Would you treat me gently

Sweet and sentimently

Give your little kiss to me