That's Me - Elvis Costello

you know that voice

you hear in your head

that’s me, baby that’s me

and you thought you were just

talking to yourself

but it’s me, baby that’s me

i can get you to do

anything i want

‘cause i’m the sexy one

with all that good stuff

it’s me, yes baby, that’s me

when you feel

like smacking your brother

that’s me, baby that’s me

and when you feel like

cheating on a lover

that’s me, ah yes that’s me

i can get you to

screw up your life

stick up the paperboy

with your best friend’s wife

that’s me, baby, oh that’s me

i’m the provider of all that poopy-doopy-doo

when you think

yes, i got it all worked out now

think of me, baby that’s me

when your sunny day

turns cloudy

thank me, baby thank me

and when you’re burning up

in hell’s fire

i’ll give you a water break

i’m such a liar

that’s me, oh aren’t you glad you know it’s me

cause baby that’s me, oh yes that’s me

i’m the original hottie, that’s me

thank you