Paris Original - Frank Loesser

I slipped out this afternoon

And bought some love insurance

A most exclusive dress from gay Paris

It’s sleek, and chic, and magnifique

With sex beyond endurance

It’s me, it’s me, it’s absolutely me!

And why?

One guy…

This irresistible

Paris original

I’m wearing tonight

I’m wearing tonight

Specially for him

This irresistible

Paris original’s

All paid for and mine

I must look divine

Specially for him

Suddenly he will see me

And suddenly he’ll go dreamy

And blame it all on

His own masculine whim!

Never knowing that

This irresistible

Paris original

So temptingly tight

I’m wearing tonight

Specially for him

For him, for him

This irresistible

Paris original

I’m wearing tonight

Ah!

She’s wearing tonight!

And I could spit!

Some irresponsible

Dress manufacturer

Just didn’t play fair

I’m one of a pair

And I could…

Oh!

No!

This irresistible

Paris original

All slinky with sin

Already slunk in

And I could die!

And I could kill her!

And I could…

This irresistible

Paris original

Tres sexy, nes pas

God damn it!

Voila!

And I could spit!

Hello, girls!

39 bucks I hand out

For something to made me stand out

And suddenly I’ve gone into mimeograph!

Some laugh!

This irresistible

Paris original

This mass produced crime

I’m wearing tonight

Hello, dears!

For the very last time!

WOW!

WHAT A DRESS!

Ugh!