Pet Me, Poppa - Frank Loesser

One meow, two meow, three meow, scat!\nWhat’s the initial of my pet tom cat?\nIs it H or J or L, M, N, O, P?\nIs it L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T?\nNo, it’s you! You’re the cat for me!\nYou know you’ve been mean to me\nAnd you know when you’re mean to me\nHow it always makes me wanna roam\nAnd you know there’s a danger\nThat some gentle stranger\nMight pick me up and make me feel at home.\nSo pet me poppa, poppa pet me nice. (Meow!)\nPet me poppa, poppa break the ice. (And you know how!)\nIf you don’t want me out roaming the city,\nTalk to me pretty, «Here kitty kitty!»\nAnd pet me poppa, poppa pet me nice.\nOoh, pet me poppa, poppa pet me good. (Meow!)\nMmm, pet me poppa, proper like you should. (And you know how!)\nIf you care to keep me home by the fire,\n'specially when it’s time to retire\nThen pet me poppa, poppa pet me good.\nWarm up my saucer of milk, and maybe I’ll purr.\nLay out my cushion of silk, don’t rumple my fur!\nJust reach over and pet me poppa, poppa melt the ice.\nIf you don’t want me out roaming the city,\nTalk to me pretty, «Here kitty kitty!»\nAnd pet me poppa, that’s my good advice!\nPet me poppa!\nPet me poppa!\nPet me poppa, poppa pet me! (That'll get me!)\nPet me poppa, poppa pet me nice!