Organ Donor Programs - George Carlin

Organ donor programs.

Does that shit bother you a little bit?

Sound like Joseph Mangle has been

sitting in on some of those meetings or something.

The thing that bothers me the most about it

is, they're run by the motor vehicle bureau.

I figure hey shit if you got to wait on a line that long

for a kidney, fuck it.

Do without.

It's the motor vehicle bureau in most states who sends you the

little card your supposed to carry right next to your driver's license, in your wallet.

A little card,

your supposed to fill it out, and on it your supposed to list the organs your willing to give in case

you die.

Oh, are these people out of their fucking minds or something?

Do you honestly believe

that if a paramedic finds that card on you in an automobile accident, he going to try to save your

life?

Bullshit!

He's looking for parts man.

Absolutely.

"Look Dan, here's that lower intestine we've

looking for.

Nevermind the oxygen, this man's a donor." Bullshit, they can have my rectum and

my anus.

That's all I'm giving, take them and get out of here.

Put them in your bag and get the

fuck out of my life.

That's all I'm giving.

I don't want some guy poking around in me hoping I die, I

want to live.

I don't want to die.

That's the whole secret of life...not dying!

I figured that shit out

alone in third grade.