Glam Rock Cops - Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine

Call me old fashioned

But I’m a little nervous about the future

I’ve got no enthusiasm

For burgers or computers

Televisions bores me now

In a hundred different ways

And the police are getting younger

Getting younger every day

All I wanted was some tender loving care

Before it gets sponsored with the water and the air

You want it

You’ve got it

You took it all from me

My cheque book, my wallet

My pride and dignity

And I can’t even get a taxi

To the safety of my house

The driver gets a nosebleed

If he travels that far south

All I wanted was some tender loving care

Before it gets sponsored with the water and the air

Dear Claire

Sincerely

Bored of London

By the way

The police are getting younger every day

I wanna see the sights I wanna hear the songs

About human right and about human wrongs

I’m as lovesick and as stupid as all the rubbish that I heard

The public gets the music that no public could deserve

They put me in the spot light tied me to the stage

The only thing I got right wa to lie about my age

I’ve been fitted up for size for Top Of The Pops

In a uniform supplied by the gkam rock cops

All I ever wanted was some tender loving care

Before it gets sponsored with the water and the air

Dear Claire

Sincerely

Bored of London

By the way

The police are getting younger every day