I Wanna Be Like - Goldie Lookin Chain

Aww fucking hell these songs are good in they

It’s amazing

We need to do one thats like not as good as the others

It will make the better ones sound good do you know what I mean

You, eat like one of them songs propel skip over and don’t listen to like

Yeah it’s the one like you fast forward in the car

Yeah something really boring

I got a fucking idea why don’t we do a song about our heroes you know what

people

What we like and all that people what we wanna be like and all

That’s mediocre as fuck

No ones gonna fucking listen to that

I’m turning it off before I’ve even fucking recorded it mate

Put a beat on Xain lets rip a track

There’s loads of people I respect

And each I select for a different aspect

Wanna be like the man from Go Compare

Or link Don King with his loverly hair

Like Tony Montana in Scarface

I wanna be like the Beast off of the Chase

It’s not where your from it’s where your at

I wanna be like Biggie but not as fat

I wanna be like I wanna wanna be like

Uh I wanna be like the cast from All Allo

I wanna be like I wanna wanna be like

Uh I wanna be like Martin Bashir

I wanna be like all of the Woo Town Clan

Be a Ghostface Killah shopping in Cwmbran

Like method Man have my own TV show

Hanging out with Rake One smoking Endo

I want to be like Gary Lineker that would be sweet

Be on Match Of The Day with all the crisps I can eat

Like Paul Mccartney when he was in Wings

Or Michael Jackson before he did those terrible things

I wanna be like I wanna wanna be like

Uh I wanna be like Bamber Gascoigne

I wanna be like I wanna wanna be like

Uh I wanna be like Oliver Reed

There’s people in life I aspire to

Wanna be like Jackie Chan doing Kung Foo

Like Richard Madeley saying the wrong thing

Or Frank Bruno when he stepped in the ring

Like Jimi Hendrix but not as dead

Or Kurt Cobain before he blew off his head

I want to be like James Martin cooking a flan

But most of all I want to be Batman

I wanna be like I wanna wanna be like

Uh I wanna be like Craig David

I wanna be like I wanna wanna be like

Uh I wanna be like John Craven

I want to be like all the people I love

Like Jeremy Beadle with a time leather glove

Imaging all the coolest fuckers you’ve ever seen

Like being King Dong but with a tiny peen

I wanna be like Blacklace do the Superman

Or Gazza just before he got wrecked on the cans

I don’t know why I said that I don’t even like soccer

Rather be Lemmy form Moterhead coz he’s a rocker

I wanna be like Arthur Lowe

Don’t tell em Pike yo coz that’s my flow

I wanna be like Les Dennis or Dustin Gee

Or Tinhead from Brookside coz he’s proper GLC

I wanna be like all my favourite stars

Howard from Tomorrow’s World driving futuristic cars

Or judith hann the list never ends

And if I can’t be like them I like to think we’d be friends

I wanna be like I wanna wanna be like

Uh I wanna be like Howard from the Halifax adverts

I wanna be like I wanna wanna be like

Uh I wanna be like my mother coz she’s wicked