No Swearing - Goldie Lookin Chain

Theres a lot of swearing on these songs isn’t there

I mean like you know my mother can’t even listen to the song anymore

There’s too much swearing in here

Thing is right my nephew Carl he’s only like six or something or seven or

fourteen

And he can’t play it in the car and his mother gets all upset

Why don’t we do a song with no swearing in it

What like a song with no swearing

Yeah like a song with no swearing in it

You know don’t fucking swear

Alright

I use to be a mother puffin fool

Swearing like I was in primary school

Clucking bell my tongue was so sharp

All the cuss words I’m like wholly carp

I was massive Fragile Rock

Coz I was trying to show off I was trying to shock

I thought what the helicopter now I see

It’s just a load of sugar honey ice tea

I think peas and rice back in the day

When I think of all the words that I use to say

You can tell you mum I don’t give a flying duck

I ain’t gonna curse so turn this snap up

So turn up the bass till the stereo’s blaring

Just remember there’s no swearing

Turn up the bass till the stereo’s blaring

Just remember there ain’t no swearing

No middle fingers no flicking Vs

No references involving cheese

Won’t be saying words that rhyme with sponge

That start with CLU and end in UNGE

It’s more than just not swearing

People need to be more caring and sharing

So when it comes to swearing give it a pass

I don’t give a fire truck you can kiss my grass

Snoop Dogg M and M and Little Wayne

Shut the front door let me explain

Stop cussing yo don’t be a schmuck

When it comes to Gangster Rap I don’t give a Donald Duck

Mister T would have called you a suck and Die Hard

Yippee ki yay mother trucker

Control your language for fox cakes

Holy guacamole put on the breaks

So turn up the bass till the stereo’s blaring

Just remember there’s no swearing

Turn up the bass till the stereo’s blaring

Just remember there ain’t no swearing

I know the B words I know the T word

I know both the C words I know all the F words

Is there one that begins with L

If you don’t want to hear the F bomb going boom

Start giving a shiitake mushrooms

Don’t be a son of a biscuit you know what to do

If I hear you swear I’m gonna say yuk foo

Holy spit cut out the swears

Your not a celebrity chef it’s not kitchen nightmares

Turn up the bass till the stereo’s blaring

But just remember there’s no swearing

Rap and Grime could be to blame

Full of Fs and Ss just to profane

Apparently Michael Jackson never swore

But would you let him baby sit your kids I’m not sure

Don’t be a Fresh Prince Of Bel Air

Your lying if you said you heard Will Smith swear

Dagnabbit he’ll be saying oh snap

Coz there ain’t no swear word in this rap

So turn up the bass till the stereo’s blaring

Just remember there’s no swearing

Turn up the bass till the stereo’s blaring

Just remember there ain’t no swearing

I don’t I had to I gave up swearing like

Coz people got upset like

Coz I do it all the time like

I don’t do much now

Just when I watch celebrity Crystal Maze on the TV